We’ve been saving this one for a while. Much like the Yeti in Yeti: Giant of the 20th Century was saved in a huge glacier until it started melting in the… you guessed it, 20th century. He broke the ice, and we’re breaking the glass case we’ve kept this movie contained in until now. Run, Yeti, run wild and hairy and free! It’s an extremely '70s and extremely Italian take on the King Kong formula, so naturally it’s set in Canada. The twist: the kaiju in question is really just a dude — a massive dude covered in hair everywhere except his face, and his nipples, which are prominently featured in a moment so disturbing even the sasquatch nipples from Suburban Sasquatch had to look away. The other twist: the Yeti seems to change size drastically from scene to scene. Sometimes he can be carried by a helicopter and sometimes he’s tall as a building. Prepare to challenge everything you know about basic spatial relationships! A wealthy industrialist with an afro and bow tie that make him loo